Population | 12.073 billion |
Capital | the Suburbs |
Leader | the Agent of Chaos |
Faith | Zyonnism |
Currency | asteroid |
Animal | alien |
The Grumpy Nonagenarian of Fauxia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Agent of Chaos with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.073 billion Fauxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Suburbs. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,739 trillion asteroids a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 226,921 asteroids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
The government is avowedly secular, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the alien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.
Fauxia is ranked 2,682nd in the world and 79th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 23,929.47 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Fauxia, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
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Fauxia, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
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Fauxia, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
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Fauxia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
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Fauxia, the government is avowedly secular.
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Fauxia, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
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Fauxia, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
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Fauxia, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
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Fauxia, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
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Fauxia, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".