The Holy Red Zombie of Fauxia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.115 billion Fauxians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,671 trillion gold bars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 205,934 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Fauxia is ranked 2,947^th in the world and 92^nd in the Rejected Realms for Rudest Citizens, with 184.43 Insults Per Minute.