The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mayor Farn with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 42.551 billion Farnhamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farnhamian economy, worth a remarkable 9,700 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,978 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, rural children are told reading's important (for other people), and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime is totally unknown. Farnhamia's national animal is the Ominous Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Mother Bau.

Farnhamia is ranked 766^th in the world and 1^st in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Longest Average Lifespans, with 96.54 years.