The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Farn with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.189 billion Farnhamians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Industry, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farnhamian economy, worth a remarkable 5,374 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 205,230 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, glamping Farnhamians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee. Crime is totally unknown. Farnhamia's national animal is the Black Federal Hoverhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Mother Bau.

Farnhamia is ranked 9,339^th in the world and 2^nd in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,776.67 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.