The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mayor Farn with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.962 billion Farnhamians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farnhamian economy, worth a remarkable 6,804 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,757 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban, board shorts have replaced board rooms, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown. Farnhamia's national animal is the Ominous Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Mother Bau.

Farnhamia is ranked 224,642^nd in the world and 6^th in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Most Primitive, scoring -585.57 on the Scary Big Number Scale.