The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Farn with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.265 billion Farnhamians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farnhamian economy, worth a remarkable 6,605 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,250 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Copyright laws have been abolished, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary New York bus driver, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime is totally unknown. Farnhamia's national animal is the Ominous Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Mother Bau.

Farnhamia is ranked 1,905^th in the world and 1^st in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,010.74 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.