The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mayor Farn with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.897 billion Farnhamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farnhamian economy, worth a remarkable 7,330 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,828 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mayor Farn claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime is totally unknown. Farnhamia's national animal is the Ominous Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Mother Bau.

Farnhamia is ranked 224,805^th in the world and 3^rd in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.59 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.