The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mayor Farn with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 36.234 billion Farnhamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farnhamian economy, worth a remarkable 8,205 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 226,467 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, and monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends. Crime is totally unknown. Farnhamia's national animal is the Ominous Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Mother Bau.

Farnhamia is ranked 166,225^th in the world and 3^rd in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Most Pro-Market, scoring 41.56 on the Rand Index.