The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor Farn with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 38.398 billion Farnhamians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farnhamian economy, worth a remarkable 8,689 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,305 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only the richest get to see out of their windows, many citizens refuse to smile lest they reveal their gold fillings, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime is totally unknown. Farnhamia's national animal is the Ominous Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Mother Bau.

Farnhamia is ranked 237,656^th in the world and 2^nd in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Most Extreme, scoring 11.76 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.