The Not-So-Subtle TITO Puppet of Equites Nigri is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Definitely Not Halcones with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.449 billion Equites Nigrians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equites Nigri City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The very strong Equites Nigrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,399 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 59,689 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,012 per year while the poor average 9,799, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Equites Nigri has designated Equites Nigri City as its capital city, Definitely Not Halcones has just been declared ruler of Equites Nigri in an international press conference, and Raider Unity has been named as Equites Nigri's national religion. Crime is moderate. Equites Nigri's national animal is the wingless flying hippo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Raider Unity.

Equites Nigri is ranked 233,551^st in the world and 1,715^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.