The DemSoc gold UnHoly Republic of Eieryn is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Morandin Rynityan with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.909 billion Rynen enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tryteik. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rynian economy, worth 302 trillion Menyrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 158,579 Menyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Rynian Navy, one does not simply walk into the tundra, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eieryn's national animal is the meerkat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Egg-Seeking.

Eieryn is ranked 8,392^nd in the world and 5^th in UEPU Federal Republic for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.85 years.