The Principality of Eghoo is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Michael Sloup with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.83 billion Eghooans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eghoo city. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eghooan economy, worth 836 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 143,332 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, and teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eghoo's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eghoo is ranked 262,508^th in the world and 59^th in Thaecia for Most Secular, with 11.99 Atheism Rate.