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Most Valuable International Artwork: 430thRudest Citizens: 537thLargest Retail Industry: 793rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We stand - United and free
Influence
Hegemony
Governor
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Drongonia

Population11.071 billion

CapitalChristchurch
LeaderPrime Minister Bill English

CurrencyDrongonian Dollar
AnimalDrongo

The Republic of Drongonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Bill English with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.071 billion Drongonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christchurch. The average income tax rate is 29.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Drongonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,747 trillion Drongonian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 338,462 Drongonian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Prime Minister Bill English, and the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million. Crime is totally unknown. Drongonia's national animal is the Drongo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drongonia is ranked 8,698th in the world and 1st in Anglospheric Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.43 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 430thRudest Citizens: 537thLargest Retail Industry: 793rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,110thMost Efficient Economies: 1,894thHighest Average Incomes: 1,933rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,033rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,123rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,179thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,239thMost Developed: 2,392ndSmartest Citizens: 2,689thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,144thHealthiest Citizens: 3,325thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,464thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,910thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,120thLargest Governments: 4,823rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,841stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,927thHighest Economic Output: 5,228thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,240thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,401stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,826thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,031stLargest Black Market: 7,346thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,649thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,851stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,877thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,182ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,698thMost Patriotic: 11,154thMost Secular: 11,204thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,676thMost Cultured: 13,593rdMost Stationary: 13,866thMost Influential: 14,630thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,119thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,907thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,287thLargest Welfare Programs: 29,639thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29,673rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Cancolastan was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Drongonia, killing 86 million zombies.
  • : Cancolastan was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Drongonia, killing 118 million zombies.
  • : Cancolastan was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Drongonia, killing 131 million zombies.
  • : Sternenstaat was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Drongonia, killing 134 million zombies.

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