Population | 11.071 billion |
Capital | Christchurch |
Leader | Prime Minister Bill English |
Currency | Drongonian Dollar |
Animal | Drongo |
The Republic of Drongonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Bill English with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.071 billion Drongonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christchurch. The average income tax rate is 29.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Drongonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,747 trillion Drongonian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 338,462 Drongonian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Prime Minister Bill English, and the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million. Crime is totally unknown. Drongonia's national animal is the Drongo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Drongonia is ranked 8,698th in the world and 1st in Anglospheric Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.43 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Cancolastan was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Drongonia, killing 86 million zombies.
- : Cancolastan was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Drongonia, killing 118 million zombies.
- : Cancolastan was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Drongonia, killing 131 million zombies.
- : Sternenstaat was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Drongonia, killing 134 million zombies.