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Rudest Citizens: 421stLargest Retail Industry: 939thMost Valuable International Artwork: 946th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For the Glory of Freedom
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Drongonia

Population7.065 billion

CapitalChristchurch
LeaderPrime Minister Bill English

CurrencyDrongonian Dollar
AnimalDrongo

The Republic of Drongonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Bill English with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.065 billion Drongonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christchurch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Drongonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,139 trillion Drongonian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 302,817 Drongonian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan, Christchurch's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels. Crime is totally unknown. Drongonia's national animal is the Drongo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drongonia is ranked 192,109th in the world and 3rd in Anglospheric Empire for Most Income Equality, scoring 17.67 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 421stLargest Retail Industry: 939thMost Valuable International Artwork: 946thMost Efficient Economies: 1,774thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,833rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,922ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,567thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,870thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,894thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,094thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,118thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,484thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,799thSmartest Citizens: 3,978thMost Developed: 4,115thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,150thLargest Black Market: 4,282ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,840thLargest Governments: 6,467thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,748thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,897thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,097thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,415thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,443rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,848thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,400thHighest Economic Output: 8,798thMost Patriotic: 9,367thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,034thMost Secular: 11,638thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,024thMost Stationary: 18,509thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,667thMost Influential: 19,497thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,651stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,889thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,493rdLowest Crime Rates: 22,350thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,110thLargest Mining Sector: 24,221st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, Christchurch's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.

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