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Rudest Citizens: 1,487th Largest Retail Industry: 4,412th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,642nd
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Capitalist Paradise
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Drongonia

Population882 million

CapitalChristchurch
LeaderPrime Minister Bill English

CurrencyDrongonian Dollar
AnimalDrongo

The Republic of Drongonia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Bill English with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 882 million Drongonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christchurch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Drongonian economy, worth 127 trillion Drongonian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 144,062 Drongonian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drongonia's national animal is the Drongo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Drongonia is ranked 121,971st in the world and 8th in Anglospheric Empire for Highest Drug Use, scoring 30.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,487thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4,412thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,642ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,877thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,032ndMost Avoided: 7,420thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,922ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,712thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,965thMost Efficient Economies: 11,303rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,102ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,575thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,093rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,605thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,128th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • : Drongonia ejected The Republic of Niv Zealand from Anglospheric Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.

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