The Republic of Drongonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Bill English with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.022 billion Drongonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christchurch. The average income tax rate is 29.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Drongonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,373 trillion Drongonian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 336,560 Drongonian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, group hugs break out during floor votes, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown. Drongonia's national animal is the Drongo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drongonia is ranked 2,650^th in the world and 1^st in Anglospheric Empire for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 10,590.96 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.