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Rudest Citizens: 327thMost Valuable International Artwork: 563rdLargest Retail Industry: 848th
The Republic of
New York Times Democracy
For the Glory of Freedom
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Drongonia

Population5.084 billion

CapitalChristchurch
LeaderPrime Minister Bill English

CurrencyDrongonian Dollar
AnimalDrongo

The Republic of Drongonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Bill English with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.084 billion Drongonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christchurch. The average income tax rate is 36.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Drongonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,489 trillion Drongonian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 293,003 Drongonian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy. Crime is totally unknown. Drongonia's national animal is the Drongo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drongonia is ranked 224,841st in the world and 3rd in Anglospheric Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -610.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 327thMost Valuable International Artwork: 563rdLargest Retail Industry: 848thMost Efficient Economies: 1,618thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,960thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,060thHighest Average Incomes: 2,262ndTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,655thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,953rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,174thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,364thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,716thSmartest Citizens: 3,906thMost Developed: 3,947thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,046thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,057thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,103rdLargest Black Market: 5,401stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,867thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,334thLargest Governments: 6,362ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,845thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,122ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,777thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,952ndMost Patriotic: 8,592ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,840thTop
10%
Most Secular: 11,436thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,571stHighest Economic Output: 12,177thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,411thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,542ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,715thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,556thLowest Crime Rates: 20,089thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,588thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,879thMost Influential: 22,230thMost Stationary: 22,448th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.

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