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Most Valuable International Artwork: 387thRudest Citizens: 481stLargest Retail Industry: 744th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We stand - United and free
Influence
Hegemony
Governor
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Drongonia

Population10.022 billion

CapitalChristchurch
LeaderPrime Minister Bill English

CurrencyDrongonian Dollar
AnimalDrongo

The Republic of Drongonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Bill English with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.022 billion Drongonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christchurch. The average income tax rate is 29.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Drongonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,373 trillion Drongonian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 336,560 Drongonian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, group hugs break out during floor votes, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown. Drongonia's national animal is the Drongo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drongonia is ranked 2,650th in the world and 1st in Anglospheric Empire for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 10,590.96 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 387thRudest Citizens: 481stLargest Retail Industry: 744thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,094thMost Efficient Economies: 1,700thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,755thHighest Average Incomes: 1,789thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,892ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,177thMost Developed: 2,331stSmartest Citizens: 2,611thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,650thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,212thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,357thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,753rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,805thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,978thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,520thLargest Governments: 4,628thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,835thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,424thHighest Economic Output: 5,713thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,795thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,020thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,392ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,482ndLargest Black Market: 7,257thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,394thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,602ndMost Patriotic: 7,839thLowest Crime Rates: 8,075thMost Secular: 11,046thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,266thMost Cultured: 12,780thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,740thMost Stationary: 15,018thMost Influential: 15,685thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,892ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,948thLargest Welfare Programs: 29,266th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Drongonia, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
  • : Drongonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.

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