The Nya of Dogeland is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.121 billion Doges are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogeville. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doge economy, worth a remarkable 3,659 trillion Dogecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 213,742 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dogeland's national animal is the Artificial Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Dogeland is ranked 322,778^th in the world and 559^th in Starlight for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16.08 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.