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Most Armed: 7,547thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,112thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,990th
The Melon Supreme Court Puppet of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I denounce Venice
Gonk Droid
Influence
Dominator
Supreme Court Judge (Melons)
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Dogeland

Population11.657 billion

CapitalDenounced Venice
LeaderGonk Droid
FaithDogeism

CurrencyDogecoin
AnimalArtificial Crab

The Melon Supreme Court Puppet of Dogeland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.657 billion Doges are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denounced Venice. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Doge economy, worth a remarkable 1,148 trillion Dogecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,482 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, serial killers are the country's biggest import, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dogeland's national animal is the Artificial Crab, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Dogeism.

Dogeland is ranked 59,598th in the world and 1st in IWK supreme court for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.81 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Armed: 7,547thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,112thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,990thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 19,977thMost Secular: 23,276thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,995thHighest Economic Output: 24,896thLargest Black Market: 25,400thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,550thHighest Food Quality: 27,341stMost Influential: 28,780th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dogeland, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogeland, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogeland, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogeland, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogeland, Gonk Droid's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : Dogeland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogeland, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogeland, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogeland, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogeland, auditors are gutting every governmental department.

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