The Matriarchy of Djuph is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Tin Hinan with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 15.222 billion Djuphians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darhafemt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Djuphian economy, worth a remarkable 1,881 trillion Tagelmamt Golds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 123,615 Tagelmamt Golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,125,110 per year while the poor average 1,538, a ratio of 731 to 1.

Election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, and shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Djuph's national animal is the Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is a pantheon with 7 supreme deities.

Djuph is ranked 108,092^nd in the world and 19^th in The World Rearranged for Smartest Citizens, with 35.29 quips per hour.