The Republic of Dirty Americans is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mike Rowe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.995 billion Dirty Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Administration and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galt's Gulch. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dirty Americansian economy, worth a remarkable 1,552 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,645 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

School guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', students do more community service than homework, and in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dirty Americans's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dirty Americans is ranked 90,454^th in the world and 2^nd in Arkansas for Highest Average Incomes, with 77,645.46 Standard Monetary Units.