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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,269thMost Influential: 3,516thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,976th
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Dirty Americans

Population7.114 billion

CapitalGalt's Gulch
LeaderMike Rowe

AnimalBald Eagle

The Republic of Dirty Americans is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mike Rowe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.114 billion Dirty Americansians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galt's Gulch. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dirty Americansian economy, worth 527 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,091 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Dirty Americans at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dirty Americans's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dirty Americans is ranked 64,485th in the world and 2,515th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 406.45 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,269thMost Influential: 3,516thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,976thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,107thTop
Nicest Citizens: 12,010thSafest: 12,068thBest Weather: 12,288thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,353rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,699thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,801stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,095thMost Stationary: 14,522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,930thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,514thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,927thMost Cultured: 19,145thSmartest Citizens: 20,256thHealthiest Citizens: 20,376thMost Developed: 21,858thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,057th
Most Stationary: 203rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 216th in the regionMost Influential: 216th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 235th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 243rd in the regionLargest Populations: 302nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 356th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 381st in the regionBest Weather: 398th in the regionNicest Citizens: 400th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 403rd in the regionSafest: 404th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 405th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 470th in the regionNudest: 495th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 509th in the regionMost Cultured: 520th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 520th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 570th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 570th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 619th in the regionRudest Citizens: 661st in the regionMost Developed: 664th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 682nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 693rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 787th in the region

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