The Republic of Dilloneiea is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King James with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.468 billion Dilloneieans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dillon. The average income tax rate is 41.8%.

The powerhouse Dilloneiean economy, worth 239 trillion Dilloes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,090 Dilloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

D-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dilloneiea's national animal is the orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholic.

Dilloneiea is ranked 258,213^th in the world and 2^nd in Marhavia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.73 kickbacks per hour.