The Serial Chokers of Dhemixia is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.451 billion Dhemixians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbus. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dhemixian economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,110 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, the Random Number Gods do play dice with the universe (Dhemixia has found 6 easter eggs), fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dhemixia's national animal is the Serpent, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dhemixia is ranked 301,713^th in the world and 4,047^th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 10.48 insults per minute.