The State of Democratic Koyro is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Paramount Leader Ohanka Yun Bak-su with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.691 billion Koys are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ansyu. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The strong Democratic Koyroan economy, worth a remarkable 6,743 trillion Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 200,170 Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Koyro's national animal is the Grass Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Serpent Cult.

Democratic Koyro is ranked 307,377^th in the world and 12,539^th in Osiris for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 7.42 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.