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The State of Democratic Koyro is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Paramount Leader Ohanka Jon Bak-su with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.553 billion Koys are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ansyu. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The strong Democratic Koyroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,062 trillion Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,172 Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, the government is a law unto itself, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Koyro's national animal is the Grass Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Serpent Cult.

Democratic Koyro is ranked 175,413th in the world and 125th in Esquarium for Highest Drug Use, scoring 8.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Corrupt Governments: 494thLowest Crime Rates: 542ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 875thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,176thMost Influential: 1,211thLargest Black Market: 1,347thHealthiest Citizens: 1,352ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,632ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,711thTop
Largest Governments: 1,847thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,167thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,400thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,805thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,966thHighest Economic Output: 4,066thMost Stationary: 4,510thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,368thLargest Mining Sector: 5,610thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,157thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,616thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,164thLargest Populations: 7,657thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,402ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,241stMost Authoritarian: 10,388thHighest Average Incomes: 10,786thMost Cultured: 11,658thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,061stMost Conservative: 12,842ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,500thSmartest Citizens: 15,947th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the region

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