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The State of Democratic Koyro is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Paramount Leader Ohanka Jon Bak-su with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.992 billion Koys are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ansyu. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The strong Democratic Koyroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,129 trillion Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,186 Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, the government is a law unto itself, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Koyro's national animal is the Grass Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Serpent Cult.

Democratic Koyro is ranked 146,984th in the world and 123rd in Esquarium for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 11.47 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Corrupt Governments: 512thLowest Crime Rates: 557thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 865thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,047thMost Influential: 1,249thLargest Black Market: 1,383rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,415thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,598thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,670thLargest Governments: 1,858thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,073rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,671stHighest Economic Output: 4,018thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,094thLargest Mining Sector: 5,353rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,478thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,969thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,168thLargest Populations: 7,280thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7,853rdMost Authoritarian: 8,071stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,665thMost Conservative: 10,118thHighest Average Incomes: 10,713thMost Cultured: 11,132ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,300thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,079th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the region

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