The Republic of Dalos is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kimberlyn Spares with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.415 billion Dalosians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ozerki. The average income tax rate is 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dalosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,796 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 206,153 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Juries deliberate more than magic 8-balls, scummy-looking teenagers outside government buildings sell bureaucrats spoofed ShortTok accounts, warm coats are the hottest trend, and top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers. Crime is well under control. Dalos's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Dalos is ranked 55,764^th in the world and 1,763^rd in Balder for Most Politically Free, scoring 76.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.