The Free Land of Dakini is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 37.966 billion Dakinites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dakinite economy, worth a remarkable 3,328 trillion dollarydoos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,668 dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, the government is avowedly atheist, sex changes are routinely performed at Dakini's hospitals, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown. Dakini's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dakini is ranked 273,750^th in the world and 14,179^th in Osiris for Rudest Citizens, with 18.7 insults per minute.