The Federal Republic of Daco-Romanian Federation is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Ryan Leke with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.566 billion Daromians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Municipal City of Nalvka. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Daromian economy, worth 845 trillion Island Tokens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,874 Island Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daco-Romanian Federation's national animal is the Golden Aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nurism.

Daco-Romanian Federation is ranked 9,419^th in the world and 180^th in the Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 97.58 quips per hour.