The Jingoistic States of Crustyland is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cristine Derpmen with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.673 billion Crustylandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rannk. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crustylandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,061 trillion bonners a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,753 bonners, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, commercial jingles are the nation's greatest export, and saying "don't do anything that Cristine Derpmen wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crustyland's national animal is the Male Bull Elephant Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crustyland is ranked 281,191^st in the world and 4,089^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.