by Max Barry

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The Jingoistic States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Look at the Seal squash that car
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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Crustyland

Population1.003 billion

CapitalRannk
LeaderCristine Derpmen

Currencybonner
AnimalMale Bull Elephant Seal

The Jingoistic States of Crustyland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Cristine Derpmen with an even hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning Male Bull Elephant Seal population. The hard-working population of 1.003 billion Crustylandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rannk. The average income tax rate is 14.4%.

The strong Crustylandian economy, worth 52.1 trillion bonners a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,953 bonners, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, Cristine Derpmen is called 'Patches' at international summits, government officials across Crustyland are being "encouraged" to adopt Male Bull Elephant Seals to set an example for the populace, and people are moving into treehouses in record numbers. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Crustyland's national animal is the Male Bull Elephant Seal.

Crustyland is ranked 114,220th in the world and 4,749th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 107,774 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
10%
Most Average: 506th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crustyland, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Crustyland, government officials across Crustyland are being "encouraged" to adopt Male Bull Elephant Seals to set an example for the populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Crustyland, Cristine Derpmen is called 'Patches' at international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Crustyland, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Crustyland, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Crustyland, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Crustyland, students do more community service than homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Crustyland, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it.
  • : Following new legislation in Crustyland, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Crustyland, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.

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