The Czaslyudian Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Principle Chairman Anzelm Silarz with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.678 billion Czaslyudians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sevyich. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Czaslyudian economy, worth a remarkable 4,306 trillion bills a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 293,403 bills, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,695,048 per year while the poor average 24,231, a ratio of 70.0 to 1.

Nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, Czaslyudians have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, and the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cossack Peoples's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cossack Peoples is ranked 2,806^th in the world and 5^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Corrupt Governments, with 349.5 kickbacks per hour.