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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 333rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 471stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 926th
The Federal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Вечнасць для Cossacks!
Principle Chairman Vadimir Bezukhov
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cossack Peoples

Population3.71 billion

CapitalNew Krasnoyarsk
LeaderPrinciple Chairman Vadimir Bezukhov

Currencybill
AnimalBlack Bear

The Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Principle Chairman Vadimir Bezukhov with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.71 billion Cossacks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Krasnoyarsk. The average income tax rate is 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cossack economy, worth a remarkable 1,017 trillion bills a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 274,304 bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Protestors are soaking piles of bills in blood to make a point about government incomes, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, political activists are routinely executed, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cossack Peoples's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cossack Peoples is ranked 34,799th in the world and 583rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 602.48146857828 Days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 333rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 471stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 926thMost Avoided: 1,224thMost Armed: 1,316thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,373rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,446thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,541stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,561stHighest Average Incomes: 2,738thLargest Mining Sector: 2,852ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,855thMost Efficient Economies: 2,936thFattest Citizens: 3,595thMost Influential: 3,675thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,687thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,067thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,082ndRudest Citizens: 4,252ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,444thMost Secular: 6,517thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,522ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,663rdLargest Governments: 9,437thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,580thTop
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Most Conservative: 14,399thMost Developed: 16,553rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,523rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,912thHighest Economic Output: 18,429thSmartest Citizens: 22,965th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 45th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionMost Avoided: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 79th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 118th in the regionLargest Black Market: 118th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 138th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 142nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 147th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 151st in the regionFattest Citizens: 174th in the regionRudest Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 184th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 187th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 242nd in the regionMost Secular: 323rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 369th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 419th in the regionLargest Governments: 483rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 502nd in the regionMost Conservative: 505th in the regionMost Stationary: 583rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cossack Peoples lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cossack Peoples, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Cossack Peoples, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Cossack Peoples, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Cossack Peoples, protestors are soaking piles of bills in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Cossack Peoples's influence in Lazarus fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Cossack Peoples, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Cossack Peoples, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Cossack Peoples in search of Black Bears.
  • : Following new legislation in Cossack Peoples, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Cossack Peoples, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.

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