The Nation of Commonwealth of Baker Park is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Timothy Wentworth with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.879 billion Parkers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Haven. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Parker economy, worth a remarkable 2,628 trillion pound sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,240 pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, three extra hay bales are rolled into Commonwealth of Baker Park's gold vaults every year, and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonwealth of Baker Park's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Calvinist Methodist Episcopal.

Commonwealth of Baker Park is ranked 326,184^th in the world and 31^st in Arrosia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.78 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.