The Nation of Commonwealth of Baker Park is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Timothy Wentworth with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 14.93 billion Parkers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Haven. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Parker economy, worth a remarkable 2,016 trillion pound sterlings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,039 pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, bins outnumber trees in city parks, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonwealth of Baker Park's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Calvinist Methodist Episcopal.

Commonwealth of Baker Park is ranked 271,120^th in the world and 28^th in Arrosia for Most Primitive, scoring -161.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.