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Commonwealth of Baker Park

Population9.776 billion

CapitalBelle Haven
LeaderTimothy Wentworth
FaithCalvinist Methodist Episcopal

Currencypound sterling

The Nation of Commonwealth of Baker Park is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Timothy Wentworth with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.776 billion Parkers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Haven. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Parker economy, worth a remarkable 1,196 trillion pound sterlings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,346 pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, and the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonwealth of Baker Park's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Calvinist Methodist Episcopal.

Commonwealth of Baker Park is ranked 245,990th in the world and 184th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Stationary: 14,051stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,483rdHighest Economic Output: 17,392ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,673rdMost Rebellious Youth: 17,807thMost Secular: 19,141stMost Efficient Economies: 19,756thHighest Average Incomes: 25,006th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Hapilopper, Squornshelan Remnant States, and The Cordian Isles.