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Commonwealth of Baker Park

Population9.973 billion

CapitalBelle Haven
LeaderTimothy Wentworth
FaithCalvinist Methodist Episcopal

Currencypound sterling

The Nation of Commonwealth of Baker Park is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Timothy Wentworth with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.973 billion Parkers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Haven. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Parker economy, worth a remarkable 1,221 trillion pound sterlings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,437 pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing numbers of children in Commonwealth of Baker Park have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, straitjackets are a common religious garb, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonwealth of Baker Park's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Calvinist Methodist Episcopal.

Commonwealth of Baker Park is ranked 156,374th in the world and 107th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 187.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Stationary: 13,874thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,203rdHighest Economic Output: 17,271stMost Secular: 17,897thMost Efficient Economies: 19,636thHighest Average Incomes: 25,092ndMost Income Equality: 25,504th
Best Weather: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Income Equality: 18th in the region

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