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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,042nd Safest: 3,840th Best Weather: 4,094th
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Commonwealth of Baker Park

Population3.842 billion

CapitalBelle Haven
LeaderMichael Gregson

Currencypound sterling

The Nation of Commonwealth of Baker Park is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Michael Gregson with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.842 billion Baker Parkers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Haven. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Commonwealth of Baker Parker economy, worth 413 trillion pound sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,687 pound sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonwealth of Baker Park's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Commonwealth of Baker Park is ranked 107,331st in the world and 105th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 399.67 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,042ndSafest: 3,840thBest Weather: 4,094thMost Pacifist: 4,259thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,607thNicest Citizens: 4,813thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,886thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,992ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,365thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,390thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,623rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,722ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,801stMost Developed: 6,442ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,321stHealthiest Citizens: 7,339thMost Inclusive: 7,605thMost Cultured: 7,620thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,834thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,239thLowest Crime Rates: 8,329thTop
Nudest: 9,724thSmartest Citizens: 11,448thLargest Governments: 11,827thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,184thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,190thHighest Drug Use: 14,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,879thMost Secular: 15,663rd
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the region

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