The Nation of Commonwealth of Baker Park is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Timothy Wentworth with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.786 billion Parkers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Haven. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Parker economy, worth a remarkable 1,683 trillion pound sterlings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,651 pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parker tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, the media seems excessively interested in what Timothy Wentworth is wearing this season, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Belle Haven as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonwealth of Baker Park's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Calvinist Methodist Episcopal.

Commonwealth of Baker Park is ranked 150,281^st in the world and 25^th in Arrosia for Most Patriotic, with 8.74 flags saluted per person per day.