The Holy Empire of Colourful Clothed is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and lack of airports. The cynical, devout population of 423 million Righteous People are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Red Palace. The average income tax rate is 74.9%.

The sizeable but inefficient a Righteous economy, worth 20.4 trillion cash coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,221 cash coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and the a Righteous government is the world's largest NGO. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colourful Clothed's national animal is the Pallas cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Colourful Clothed is ranked 320,393^rd in the world and 250^th in Lesbian for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -180.71 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.