The Emirate of China Muslim Hand-Pulled Noodle is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The democratic, devout population of 12.288 billion China Muslim Hand-Pulled Noodleans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped China Muslim Hand-Pulled Noodlean economy, worth 356 trillion yuan a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,983 yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending recently hit a new high, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, military spending is on the increase, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. China Muslim Hand-Pulled Noodle's national animal is the dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

China Muslim Hand-Pulled Noodle is ranked 229,620^th in the world and 5,555^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.98 kickbacks per hour.