The Monarchical State of Charoskania is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Queen Anne with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.937 billion Charoskanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alucarn. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Charoskanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,462 trillion charantoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 122,522 charantoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's best not to ask what goes into Alucarn Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and citizens spend more time learning about obscure religions than they do working. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Charoskania's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Charoskania is ranked 249,179^th in the world and 10,981^st in Lazarus for Most Conservative, scoring 34 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.