Population | 24.835 billion |
Capital | Cenial |
Leader | Audrey Goleidas |
Currency | Bewlegi |
Animal | Tir snake |
The Republic of Ceni is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Audrey Goleidas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.835 billion Cenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cenial. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Cenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,585 trillion Bewlegis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 144,360 Bewlegis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Audrey Goleidas's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, feeling like a winner comes at a price, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceni's national animal is the Tir snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ceni is ranked 9,487th in the world and 4th in Sonnel for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.73 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : Ceni voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Food and Drug Standards"".
- : Ceni's influence in Sonnel rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Ceni voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Murderers Get Nothing".
- : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Serovski Mir 2022".
- : Ceni voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Grilled Cheese Act".