The Exhibitionist Meritocracy of Ceffyltir is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Octavia Melody with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 31.311 billion Tirans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucidia. The average income tax rate is 20.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiran economy, worth a remarkable 5,419 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 173,084 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is known as the cheapskates of Angels of Derp, laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive, shopping comes bagged and tagged, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime is totally unknown. Ceffyltir's national animal is the zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceffyltir is ranked 172,005^th in the world and 2^nd in Angels of Derp for Largest Black Market, with 807 billion Standard Monetary Units.