The Exhibitionist Meritocracy of Ceffyltir is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Octavia Melody with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 31.299 billion Tirans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucidia. The average income tax rate is 20.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiran economy, worth a remarkable 5,417 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 173,084 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is known as the cheapskates of Angels of Derp, laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive, shopping comes bagged and tagged, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime is totally unknown. Ceffyltir's national animal is the zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceffyltir is ranked 331,197^th in the world and 3^rd in Angels of Derp for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -30 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.