by Max Barry

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Nudest: 90th Most Efficient Economies: 136th Most Cheerful Citizens: 864th
The Democratic Geniocracy of
Left-Leaning College State
From Rags to Riches
Eternal Lord Protector
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population12.713 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Octavia Melody


The Democratic Geniocracy of Ceffyltir is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Octavia Melody with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 12.713 billion Tirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucidia. The average income tax rate is 17.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,915 trillion bits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 150,670 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Tiran language, Maxtopians dominate the nation's military hierarchy, and the study of medicine is popular throughout Ceffyltir. Crime is totally unknown. Ceffyltir's national animal is the drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceffyltir is ranked 133,500th in the world and 6th in Angels of Derp for Most Authoritarian, with 0.04 Stalins.

Nudest: 90thMost Efficient Economies: 136thMost Cheerful Citizens: 864thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,181stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,257thMost Cultured: 1,301stMost Developed: 1,353rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,732ndMost Influential: 2,200thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,482ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,927thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,960thNicest Citizens: 3,129thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,140thHealthiest Citizens: 4,377thMost Pacifist: 4,449thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,889thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,038thHighest Economic Output: 5,114thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,282ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,312thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,290thMost Secular: 6,402ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,506thTop
Largest Populations: 9,764thBest Weather: 10,688thHighest Average Incomes: 11,765thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,468thLargest Retail Industry: 15,352ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,621st

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