The Free Land of Cavirfi is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Lola Enderein with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 10.608 billion Cavirfites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE Barn. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cavirfite economy, worth a remarkable 2,094 trillion Knabunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,481 Knabunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Lola Enderein's bedroom, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cavirfi's national animal is the Siamese Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cavirfi is ranked 304,611^th in the world and 16,418^th in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 24.2 on the Kitten Softness Rating.