The Free Land of Cavirfi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Margeaux Tortune with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.605 billion Cavirfites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE Barn. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cavirfite economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion Knabunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 173,023 Knabunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in THE Barn for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cavirfi's national animal is the Siamese Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cavirfi is ranked 137,431^st in the world and 6,238^th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,067.27 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.