The Republic of Caribbia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Wiremu Kauri with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.138 billion Caribbeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeir. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caribbean economy, worth 909 trillion Pirongs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,720 Pirongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents, wandering Caribbeans are known for their one-track minds, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, and eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caribbia's national animal is the Caribbean Oriole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Caribbia is ranked 31,806^th in the world and 1,734^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 108.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.