Population | 18.703 billion |
Capital | Monaster |
Leader | Dustin B Twinnears |
Faith | Unlimited Cheap Data |
Currency | slightly manky dollar |
Animal | Six-Toed Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing |
The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper Archive is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dustin B Twinnears with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.703 billion Archivists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 8,682 trillion slightly manky dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 464,215 slightly manky dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
In its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', and mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Six-Toed Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unlimited Cheap Data.
Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 2,328th in the world and 40th in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 246 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Candlewhisper Archive was endorsed by The Empire of The Realizer.
- : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants.
- : Candlewhisper Archive lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Candlewhisper Archive lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Candlewhisper Archive lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Candlewhisper Archive was endorsed by The Empire of The Realizer.
- : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
- : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
- : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
- : Candlewhisper Archive was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 49 » Ransium, Velkia and the Islands, Eryndlynd, Caterasia, Kawastyselir, Chilledsville, Canaltia, Turbeaux, The Black Forrest, Taco Respublic, Window Land, Verdant Haven, Novian Republics, Hyon Delta, Lura, Love and Nature, Effazio, Atsvea, Middle Barael, Terrabod, Blue Nagia, The Cypher Nine, Tscharva, Roless, Kyratistani, Rhodevus, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Zerphen, Nordustra, Prusmia, Forest Virginia, Mount Seymour, Tildalandia, Motu Tele, Ypogegrammeni, Psuke, York Zionia, Saint Dolmance, Difin-Per Ubelk, ProForestation, Brussel Hamlets, McClandia Doge 2, Terrawynn, Frieden-und Freudenland, Kannap, Anxious and Kevin, Vantser, Velichye, and The Realizer.