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Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 64th Fattest Citizens: 151st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 152nd
The March of Progress of
Capitalizt
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Jackie Lipstick
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Candlewhisper Archive

Population7.743 billion

CapitalMonaster
LeaderJackie Lipstick
FaithMemetic Contagion

Currencydiapertoken
AnimalSeven-Toed Anxious Dolphin Mutant Thing

The March of Progress of Candlewhisper Archive is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jackie Lipstick with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.743 billion Archivists enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Environment and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 3,043 trillion diapertokens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 393,072 diapertokens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,137,929 per year while the poor average 37,156, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Polite commuters on the Monaster Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', Archivian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and only the wealthy vote. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Seven-Toed Anxious Dolphin Mutant Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Memetic Contagion.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 170,948th in the world and 377th in Forest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -62.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 64thFattest Citizens: 151stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 152ndMost Avoided: 160thLargest Retail Industry: 177thMost Scientifically Advanced: 184thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 188thRudest Citizens: 202ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 209thHighest Disposable Incomes: 244thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 261stMost Secular: 324thLargest Information Technology Sector: 329thMost Inclusive: 415thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 461stSmartest Citizens: 481stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 493rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 559thHighest Average Incomes: 570thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 574thMost Rebellious Youth: 739thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 802ndHighest Crime Rates: 822ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,022ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,028thMost Influential: 1,112thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,178thMost Cultured: 1,713thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,747thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,872ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,969thHighest Economic Output: 3,170thMost Armed: 3,359thMost Efficient Economies: 5,124thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,213thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,272ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,434thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 10,110thNudest: 11,793rdHighest Drug Use: 15,228thLargest Black Market: 15,682ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,593rd
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 37th in the region

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