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Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 43rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 80thFattest Citizens: 103rd
The Intensive Care Unit of
Anarchy
AI See You
Dustin B Twinnears
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Candlewhisper Archive

Population15.19 billion

CapitalMonaster
LeaderDustin B Twinnears
FaithUnlimited Cheap Data

Currencyslightly manky dollar
AnimalSix-Toed Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing

The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper Archive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dustin B Twinnears with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.19 billion Archivists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 6,910 trillion slightly manky dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 454,914 slightly manky dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, being Dustin B Twinnears has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and the atmosphere in Archivian boardrooms is turning more gay. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Six-Toed Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unlimited Cheap Data.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 302nd in the world and 6th in Forest for Most Influential, scoring 214,654 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 43rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 80thFattest Citizens: 103rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 112thLargest Retail Industry: 142ndMost Avoided: 154thRudest Citizens: 157thHighest Disposable Incomes: 160thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 235thMost Secular: 236thHighest Crime Rates: 249thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 267thMost Influential: 302ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 322ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 366thMost Armed: 386thMost Rebellious Youth: 424thLargest Information Technology Sector: 426thSmartest Citizens: 519thHighest Average Incomes: 565thMost Inclusive: 615thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 619thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 727thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 848thLargest Mining Sector: 852ndLargest Gambling Industry: 899thLargest Publishing Industry: 979thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,094thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,262ndHighest Economic Output: 1,431stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,496thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,630thMost Cultured: 1,922ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,879thHighest Drug Use: 2,898thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,866thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,329thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,265thMost Stationary: 9,461stHighest Food Quality: 9,877thNudest: 11,609thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,370thLargest Black Market: 17,776thLargest Populations: 20,042nd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the region

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