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Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 43rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 82ndFattest Citizens: 102nd
The Intensive Care Unit of
Anarchy
AI See You
Dustin B Twinnears
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Candlewhisper Archive

Population14.732 billion

CapitalMonaster
LeaderDustin B Twinnears
FaithUnlimited Cheap Data

Currencyslightly manky dollar
AnimalSix-Toed Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing

The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper Archive is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dustin B Twinnears with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.732 billion Archivists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 6,688 trillion slightly manky dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 454,041 slightly manky dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, Candlewhisper Archive's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, and Archivists have replaced bears in a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Six-Toed Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unlimited Cheap Data.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 156,349th in the world and 294th in Forest for Most Income Equality, scoring 25.54 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 43rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 82ndFattest Citizens: 102ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 109thLargest Retail Industry: 134thRudest Citizens: 141stMost Avoided: 157thHighest Disposable Incomes: 163rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 230thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 249thHighest Crime Rates: 255thMost Secular: 278thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 285thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 321stMost Influential: 324thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 360thMost Armed: 379thLargest Information Technology Sector: 421stMost Rebellious Youth: 434thSmartest Citizens: 510thHighest Average Incomes: 574thMost Inclusive: 601stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 625thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 710thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 842ndLargest Mining Sector: 870thLargest Gambling Industry: 903rdLargest Publishing Industry: 924thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,115thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,117thHighest Economic Output: 1,479thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,483rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,685thMost Cultured: 1,869thHighest Drug Use: 2,716thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,775thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,485thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,379thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,288thMost Stationary: 9,665thHighest Food Quality: 9,791stNudest: 11,755thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,717thLargest Black Market: 17,465thLargest Populations: 20,249th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionNudest: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the region

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