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Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 60thFattest Citizens: 100th
The Intensive Care Unit of
Anarchy
AI See You
Dustin B Twinnears
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Candlewhisper Archive

Population18.558 billion

CapitalMonaster
LeaderDustin B Twinnears
FaithUnlimited Cheap Data

Currencyslightly manky dollar
AnimalSix-Toed Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing

The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper Archive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dustin B Twinnears with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.558 billion Archivists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 8,611 trillion slightly manky dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 464,040 slightly manky dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Restaurants have added Molotov cocktails to the menu, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, bad decisions are made very quickly, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Six-Toed Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unlimited Cheap Data.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 30,003rd in the world and 5th in Forest for Most Pro-Market, scoring 85 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 60thFattest Citizens: 100thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 101stRudest Citizens: 123rdMost Avoided: 142ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 150thLargest Retail Industry: 169thMost Influential: 203rdMost Secular: 217thHighest Crime Rates: 239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 245thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 278thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 297thMost Armed: 325thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 351stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 366thMost Rebellious Youth: 421stLargest Information Technology Sector: 490thSmartest Citizens: 550thHighest Average Incomes: 604thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 763rdMost Inclusive: 805thLargest Gambling Industry: 829thLargest Mining Sector: 943rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 982ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,002ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,125thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,140thHighest Economic Output: 1,166thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,241stMost Cultured: 2,349thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,539thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,655thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,669thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,432ndMost Stationary: 8,105thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,247thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,112thHighest Food Quality: 13,477thTop
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Nudest: 16,286thLargest Populations: 18,547thLargest Black Market: 26,377thMost Efficient Economies: 29,271st
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionNudest: 33rd in the region

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