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Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 81st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 169th Fattest Citizens: 172nd
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Nuking us will probably improve our environment.
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Economy
Frightening
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Candlewhisper Archive

Population6.659 billion

CapitalMonaster
LeaderFirst Person Singular

Currency🍒🍒🍒winline
AnimalThree-Toed Indecent Dolphin Mutant Thing

The Eye of Candlewhisper Archive is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Person Singular with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.659 billion Archivists enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Environment and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 2,472 trillion 🍒🍒🍒winlines a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 371,237 🍒🍒🍒winlines, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,514,378 per year while the poor average 60,333, a ratio of 25.1 to 1.

Doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Three-Toed Indecent Dolphin Mutant Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 154,293rd in the world and 281st in Forest for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 42.44 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 81stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 169thFattest Citizens: 172ndLargest Retail Industry: 177thMost Avoided: 189thMost Scientifically Advanced: 218thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 218thRudest Citizens: 283rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 296thHighest Disposable Incomes: 308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 353rdMost Inclusive: 434thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 579thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 589thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 606thSmartest Citizens: 625thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 649thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 676thHighest Average Incomes: 684thMost Secular: 759thHighest Crime Rates: 809thMost Rebellious Youth: 909thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 960thLargest Mining Sector: 1,123rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,257thMost Influential: 1,390thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,393rdTop
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Most Armed: 1,707thMost Cultured: 1,783rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,236thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,307thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,881stHighest Economic Output: 3,972ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,372ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,314thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,682ndTop
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Most Pro-Market: 8,431stLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,711thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,514thNudest: 11,745th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the region

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