The Eye of Candlewhisper Archive is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by First Person Singular with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.138 billion Archivists enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Environment and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 2,710 trillion 🍒🍒🍒winlines a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 379,659 🍒🍒🍒winlines, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,881,425 per year while the poor average 43,443, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, t-shirts displaying a photo of First Person Singular performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Three-Toed Indecent Dolphin Mutant Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 5,957^th in the world and 20^th in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,742.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.