The Goosedom of Canadian Dominion is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Andrew Fenetry with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.28 billion Geese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goose Bay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.9%.

The frighteningly efficient gooselike economy, worth a remarkable 1,435 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,608 Canadian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Dominion's national animal is the Goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is TBD.

Canadian Dominion is ranked 30,949^th in the world and 467^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 139,608.46 Standard Monetary Units.