The Goosedom of Canadian Dominion is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Andrew Fenetry with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.588 billion Geese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goose Bay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.8%.

The frighteningly efficient gooselike economy, worth 918 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,477 Canadian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Dominion's national animal is the Goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is TBD.

Canadian Dominion is ranked 252,822^nd in the world and 45^th in Arrosia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 213.18 pounds of wildlife per square mile.