The Goosedom of Canadian Dominion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Andrew Fenetry with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.634 billion Geese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goose Bay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.8%.

The frighteningly efficient gooselike economy, worth 651 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,540 Canadian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Goose Bay is a police state during international summits, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Dominion's national animal is the Goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is TBD.

Canadian Dominion is ranked 261,714^th in the world and 144^th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Beautiful Environments, with 274.69 pounds of wildlife per square mile.