The Republic of Brusia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Senatus Populusque Brusianus with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, devout population of 32.857 billion Brusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbs Invicta. The average income tax rate is 3.8%.

The all-consuming Brusian economy, worth a remarkable 3,638 trillion Aurum Notes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,729 Aurum Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Brusia" at foreigners, the nation is now proudly cholera-free, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brusia's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Brusia is ranked 268,355^th in the world and 10,227^th in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.24 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.