The Queendom of Boreandes is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 7.648 billion Boreandeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Boreandean economy, worth 119 trillion loquechwas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 15,658 loquechwas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, Boreandes has designated Boreandes City as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Boreandes in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Boreandes's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boreandes's national animal is the lama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boreandes is ranked 72,663^rd in the world and 132^nd in The Eighth Closet for Most Primitive, scoring 36.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.