The Capitalist utopia of Boainn Bezy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tommy the great leader with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.905 billion Boainn Bezyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcaliathcatplitel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Boainn Bezyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion Nuclear dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 328,135 Nuclear dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 958,613 per year while the poor average 88,699, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Boainn Bezy's hospitals, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, bilingual Boainn Bezyians are viewed with suspicion, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boainn Bezy's national animal is the Nuclear falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Muffism.

Boainn Bezy is ranked 34,191^st in the world and 1,267^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,880.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.