The Capitalist utopia of Boainn Bezy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tommy the great leader with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.414 billion Boainn Bezyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcaliathcatplitel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Boainn Bezyian economy, worth 303 trillion Nuclear dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 214,765 Nuclear dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,428,211 per year while the poor average 12,323, a ratio of 115 to 1.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Boainn Bezy, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?", and the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boainn Bezy's national animal is the Nuclear falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Muffism.

Boainn Bezy is ranked 286,324^th in the world and 3^rd in Sacred Archduchy of Greatness for Most Secular, with 9.39 Atheism Rate.