The Paleolithic Tribe of Bisofeyr is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Ugg Rokson with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.019 billion Bisofeyri love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunsel. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The all-consuming Bisofeyri economy, worth 650 trillion Bis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 108,052 Bis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime is totally unknown. Bisofeyr's national animal is the Bisofeyri Panthera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bisofeyri Proto-Religion.

Bisofeyr is ranked 316^th in the world and 21^st in Forest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 22,959.93 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.