The Paleolithic Tribe of Bisofeyr is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Ugg Rokson with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.075 billion Bisofeyri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunsel. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bisofeyri economy, worth 655 trillion Bis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 107,871 Bis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, the government is lending a hand to private industry, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears, and animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild. Crime is totally unknown. Bisofeyr's national animal is the Bisofeyri Panthera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bisofeyri Proto-Religion.

Bisofeyr is ranked 208,832^nd in the world and 139^th in Forest for Largest Black Market, with 423 billion Standard Monetary Units.