The Sacred Lands of Bisofeyr is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Magus Regent Delfi Quix with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.159 billion Bisofeyri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunsel. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Bisofeyri economy, worth 68.8 trillion Bis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 31,858 Bis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bisofeyr's national animal is the Bisofeyri Panthera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bisofeyri Aetheris.

Bisofeyr is ranked 149,355^th in the world and 124^th in Forest for Most Patriotic, with 11.89 flags saluted per person per day.