The United Republic of Bering is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Director Seid Jahić with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 30.357 billion Berci hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crnograd. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Berski economy, worth a remarkable 4,517 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 148,805 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, rumor has it that High Director Seid Jahić has won three lotteries in a row, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and Berski novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about High Director Seid Jahić. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bering's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bering is ranked 298,899^th in the world and 18^th in Confederacy of Allied States for Rudest Citizens, with 10.9 insults per minute.