The Malicious Artsy Angel of BendyBen is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, avant-garde cinema, and public floggings. The cynical population of 7.621 billion Bendians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.

The all-consuming Bendian economy, worth 831 trillion Doleres a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,074 Doleres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Bendian stage setups, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BendyBen's national animal is the Bendian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

BendyBen is ranked 292,747^th in the world and 11,444^th in Lazarus for Nudest, with 24.5 cheeks per square mile.