The Kingdom of Beiarusia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by King Gyles Landvik with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 24.837 billion Beiarusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thames. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beiarusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,904 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,954 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and it turns out that money can buy you happiness. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beiarusia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Beiarusia is ranked 79,499^th in the world and 2,652^nd in Lazarus for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 68.17 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.