The Eternal Emirate of Behun is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dearest Super-King and Emperor JS284B with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.381 billion Behunians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Empror. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Behunian economy, worth 569 trillion GolderCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 238,952 GolderCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and every day is laundry day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Behun's national animal is the Polar Crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Communism.

Behun is ranked 8,217^th in the world and 446^th in Balder for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 7,708.69 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.