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Most Primitive: 55th Best Weather: 76th Most Ignorant Citizens: 121st
The Colony of
Psychotic Dictatorship
God, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zimbabwean Tibet

Population3.751 billion

Currencypound
Animalwolf

The Colony of Zimbabwean Tibet is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and fear of technology. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.751 billion Zimbabwean Tibetians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 93.8%.

The all-consuming Zimbabwean Tibetian economy, worth 346 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 92,254 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away, immigrants who don't like the taste of Zimbabwean Tibetian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Zimbabwean Tibet's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zimbabwean Tibet is ranked 175,568th in the world and 16th in The Secret Order for Smartest Citizens, with 0.2 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Primitive: 55thBest Weather: 76thMost Ignorant Citizens: 121stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 302ndMost Devout: 343rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 353rdMost Beautiful Environments: 782ndHealthiest Citizens: 820thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,134thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,942ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,161stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,190thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,998thMost Pacifist: 4,686thLargest Black Market: 4,780thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,500thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,809thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,197thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,007thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,255thLargest Governments: 14,864thNicest Citizens: 17,311th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zimbabwean Tibet's influence in The Secret Order rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, immigrants who don't like the taste of Zimbabwean Tibetian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
  • : Zimbabwean Tibet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over.

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