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Most Primitive: 61st Best Weather: 90th Most Ignorant Citizens: 115th
The Colony of
Psychotic Dictatorship
God, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Zimbabwean Tibet

Population3.38 billion

Currencypound
Animalwolf

The Colony of Zimbabwean Tibet is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.38 billion Zimbabwean Tibetians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zimbabwean Tibetian economy, worth 285 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 84,514 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Zimbabwean Tibet's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zimbabwean Tibet is ranked 138,941st in the world and 37th in Taijitu for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.67 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Primitive: 61stBest Weather: 90thMost Ignorant Citizens: 115thMost Devout: 320thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 379thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 674thMost Beautiful Environments: 896thHealthiest Citizens: 1,007thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,375thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,140thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,327thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,128thLargest Black Market: 5,059thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,156thMost Pacifist: 5,408thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,187thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,701stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,726thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,947thMost Authoritarian: 11,985thMost Conservative: 13,904th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Zimbabwean Tibet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, the term "Native Zimbabwean Tibetian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Zimbabwean Tibet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabwean Tibet, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.

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